15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTER

Don't imagine you can change a man- unless he's in diapers..
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon-they should be able to put them all up there.
Never let your man's mind wander.. its too little to be let out alone.
Go for the younger man they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart..
Definition of a bachelor, a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men-most of them are do it yourself types.
Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
TheCchildren of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what kind of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his..
Sadly all men are created equal..
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