I have learned

Well its my birthday again, so I am making me a page of things I have learned hard..

I have learned that one good turn gets all the blankets..

I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I have learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I have learned that you should not compare yourself to others, they are more mixed up than you think.

I have learned that age is a high price to pay for maturity.

I have learned that I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy it.

I have learned that that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I have learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I have learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I have learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I have learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones never go away.

For future references this will be my last birthday ever, I have also learned I am not getting any older....